{"type":"standard","title":"Mob Rules (band)","displaytitle":"Mob Rules (band)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q318132","titles":{"canonical":"Mob_Rules_(band)","normalized":"Mob Rules (band)","display":"Mob Rules (band)"},"pageid":1239662,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Mob_Rules_at_Bloodstock_Open_Air_2008.jpg/320px-Mob_Rules_at_Bloodstock_Open_Air_2008.jpg","width":320,"height":242},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Mob_Rules_at_Bloodstock_Open_Air_2008.jpg","width":2193,"height":1659},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282611591","tid":"4d71ba41-0b15-11f0-9f86-284e2f42ffa9","timestamp":"2025-03-27T14:10:57Z","description":"German power metal band","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mob_Rules_(band)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mob_Rules_(band)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mob_Rules_(band)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mob_Rules_(band)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mob_Rules_(band)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mob_Rules_(band)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mob_Rules_(band)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mob_Rules_(band)"}},"extract":"Mob Rules are a German power metal band. They were founded in 1994 by erstwhile Van Blanc guitarist Matthias Mineur and bassist Thorsten Plorin. Pulling in vocalist Klaus Dirks and drummer Arved Mannott, the quartet began to gig. Opening slots included shows with Pink Cream 69, C.I.T.A. and Crossroads.","extract_html":"
Mob Rules are a German power metal band. They were founded in 1994 by erstwhile Van Blanc guitarist Matthias Mineur and bassist Thorsten Plorin. Pulling in vocalist Klaus Dirks and drummer Arved Mannott, the quartet began to gig. Opening slots included shows with Pink Cream 69, C.I.T.A. and Crossroads.
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