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Kalipso Chalkidou is the Head of Health Finance at The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria and a visiting professor at Imperial College London. Previously she was Director of Global Health Policy at the Center for Global Development and Professor of Practice in Global Health at Imperial College London. Her research considers how local expertise can inform the allocation of scientific and healthcare resources.
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The 2012 Indian Federation Cup was the 34th season of the top knock-out competition in India. The qualifiers started in August while the final round took place from 19 September 2012 to 30 September 2012.
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