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The Jessie and John F. Kern House is a German Renaissance Revival style mansion completed in 1900. The home was built for Wisconsin Industrialist John Kern. The home is located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in the Gilman's Subdivision of Part of Lockwood's Addition in the North Point North Historic District. The home was completed in 1900 and was listed in the Wisconsin state register July 16, 1999 and added to the National Register March 24, 2000.
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