{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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